Nasty daughter and the reminders-to-self

Haven't got my first pay check yet but I'm constantly debating inside if I should ever give my dad any money. Some reminders for the nasty self:

Scenario #1: When I come home during a short break from work and see him watching porn on TV
Me: Why don't you make a better use of your time
Him: Like what
Me: Volunteer or something.
Him: Then I might as well get a taxi to drive???
Me in my heart: (yes please. or just do something. a hobby or something)

(you don't say. IKR IKR IKR???)

Scenario #2: Birthday drama 
When I come home from work and enters the kitchen.
Him: (pretends to talk to himself and flips calendar) TOMORROW IS 20 MY BIRTHDAY
Me: Oh but we don't celebrate birthdays (nasty as hell ikr). You didn't celebrate our birthdays before.
Him: That is different. You are young??
Me: (lost energy to continue conversation)

Scenario #3: Vulgarities
Him: Kan Ni Na x12345678910 (wts why the heck will you say 'f your mother' that is disgusting in all ways)

Scenario #4: Dirty sandals around the house
Being the most inconsiderate self ever. Out of sight out of mind I can hold it in.
But I can't take it if your actions harm people I love thanks very much to you my bro gets bacterial infection on his foot.
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Scenario #5: When your parents' fight wake you up early in the morning on a rest day
What kind of rest day is a rest day when it's worse than a working day. Whenever my mum want to bitch about dad I'll just chant "离婚离婚离婚！" and then she'll stop

Scenario #6: TV genre switch- From porn to The Voices 
AND HOLY CRAP MAN. THE VOICE IS REALLY KAZABOOMZ AMAZING LOUD haha what is sleep man what is sleep.

Scenario #7: Permission issue 
Takes macarons that bro bought for me from JB > no such thing as asking > (here comes the worst part) Complains that it is yucky (Who asked you to eat it in the first place?) When I asked him to ask for permission before taking things, he says
1. I am condemning him like hell
2. I have no honour (LOL Whut)
3. He is the father (THIS GETS MY BLOOD BOILING)
4. Everything in the house is to be shared. There is no need to ask.